♬小猴子!♪ ♪ Monkie Kid! ♪
♬熟悉的故事 新的冒险♬ ♪ Familiar tales New adventures ♪
♬小猴子!♪ ♪ Monkie Kid! ♪
♬国王的权力 在他的手中休息♬ ♪ The powers of the king Rest in his hands ♪
♬当邪恶围绕着他 他会起来反抗他们♬ ♪ When evil surrounds him He'll rise up against them ♪
♬告诉他们 谁是猴子小子♬ ♪ And show them Who's the Monkie Kid ♪
♬他的手杖在他的手中♬ ♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪
♬他的朋友在看 他的背♬ ♪ His friends watching His back ♪
♬因为他是 小猴子!♪ ♪ 'Cause he's the Monkie Kid! ♪
你管这叫训练? You call this a training session?
我几乎没出一滴汗! I've barely broken a sweat!
战场可不是傲慢的地方。 Battle's no place to be arrogant.
你必须保持谦虚。 You've got to stay humble.
说你吗? Says you?
哈!现在谁要谦虚? Ha! Who's got to be humble now?
还你。 Still you.
哦,男孩。 Oh, boy.
好吧!类开始。 Okay! Class commencing.
我是怎么赢的? How did I win?
嗯…你把我埋在滑坡下面? Uh... You buried me under a rock slide?
是的!但是!你为什么站在岩石滑坡的路上? Yes! But! Why were you standing in the way of a rock slide?
因为是你把我推到那里的! 'Cause you put me there!
不，不，不，不。 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
我把你带到我想要你去的地方 I got you where I wanted you
让我去你想让我去的地方。 by putting myself where you wanted me.
它叫…误导! It's called... Misdirection!
-看来是阴暗的教训。-太快了，伙计。 - Seems like a shady lesson. - Too soon, buddy.
啊!我永远都不会像你那么好。 Ugh! I'm never gonna be as good as you.
别用这种态度!下课。 Pft, not with that attitude! Class dismissed.
是的!我得走了。 Yes! I better hit it.
我本应该在节日里见到梅和其他人的…… I was supposed to meet Mei and the others for the festiv...
嘿! Hey!
哇。 Whoa.
你准备这个多久了? How long have you been preparing this?
别这样，这是新闻年，伙计。让我们一起看烟花吧。 Come on, it's News Year's, bud. Let's watch the fireworks.
哦，嗯，很乐意! Oh, uh, love to!
但我真的该回去… But I really should get back to my...
朋友。 friends.
确定。 Sure.
啊!新年快乐! Woo-hoo! Happy New Year!
我觉得这样更容易些 Hmm, I feel like this would be easier
如果我有手指。 if I had fingers.
谢谢你！ Thank you!
恭贺新禧，万事如意! Great happiness and prosperity this Lunar New Year!
梅，是只有我觉得猪八戒…… Mei, Is it just me, or does Pigsy seem...
比平时更有压力? more stressed than normal?
MK今天不是要上班吗? Isn't MK meant to be working today?
是的，唐，他是! Yes, Tang, he is!
那个小混混在哪儿?因为他肯定不在这里! Where is that punk? 'Cause he's sure ain't here!
他在和孙悟空一起训练。 He's training with the Monkey King.
他说…… He said...
新年，新MK! New Year, New MK!
我要把我的训练提升到一个全新的水平! I'm gonna take my training to a whole new level!
哇…… Wow...
给我! Gimme that!
“新的一年，新的MK”? "New year, new MK"?
再这样下去，他又要失业了! Keep going like this, he's gonna be newly unemployed!
我是认真的!如果MK不快点来… I mean it! If MK don't get here soon...
祝新年快乐! Good cheer and happy new year!
看看这些美味的小点心! Look at all these delicious little goodies!
我有足够的东西分享! I got enough to share!
噢!谢谢,桑迪! Ooh! Thanks, Sandy!
所以,嗯…可在哪儿? So, uh... Where's MK?
你们能不能去别的地方鬼混? Would you guys please screw around somewhere else?
我有生意要做! I got a business to run!
所以如果你不愿意帮忙 So, if you ain't gonna help,
去骚扰别的面馆吧! go bother some other noodle shop!
啊! Ugh!
是的，继续笑! Yeah, keep laughing!
等着看我做了什么吧。 Just wait till you see what I've got cooking.
然后，你就有值得庆祝的事情了! Then, you'll have something to celebrate!
只剩下一根头发了…… Only one hair left...
这是猴子小子的一小块 This little piece of that Monkie Kid
拥有我需要的所有力量! holds all the power I need!
你修好了吗? You finished tinkering yet?
我已经建造了你要的东西。 I have constructed what you asked for.
“交付系统”是可操作的。 The "delivery systems" are operational.
只要这次毒液起作用… So long as the venom works this time...
毒液会起作用的。 The venom will work.
不。不,不! No. No, no!
我是女王! I am the queen!
我注定要统治这个世界，而不是躲在下面! I am meant to rule this world, not hide beneath it!
不可能结束…… It can't be over...
不一定是这样的。 It doesn't have to be.
谁说的?展示你自己! W-Who said that? Show yourself!
我的歉意。我只是…我想我也许能帮上忙。 My apologies. I just... thought I might be of service.
服务,是吧? Service, huh?
你是谁? Who are you?
我只是一个人 I am merely someone
谁认为伟大的蜘蛛女王 who thinks the great Spider Queen
已经离开王位太久了。 has been absent from her throne for too long.
我相信一旦你站起来 I believe that once you rise,
一件连天神都做不到的事 a thing even the celestial host could not achieve
将不可避免…… will be inevitable...
孙悟空的最后毁灭。 The final Destruction of the Monkey King.
你说话的方式真贴心啊? Well, don't you have a sweet way of talking?
孙悟空把我从宝座上扯下来， Monkey King tore me from my throne,
夺走了我的一切。 took everything I had.
是什么让你觉得这么简单? What makes you think it's so easy?
我想也许我们可以用… I thought maybe we could use...
这个… this...
天啊，天啊，天啊…… My, my, my...
我有段时间没见过这种东西了。 I haven't seen one of these for a while.
我可以吗? May I?
好吧，好吧，好吧，看来你还是有用处的。 Well, well, well, looks like you have your uses after all.
我们来试一试吧? Let's give it a spin?
等等!不! Wait! No!
我帮了你! I helped you!
你需要我! You need me!
我的女王。 My Queen.
这才像话。 Now, that's more like it.
好吧，神秘小姐。有什么隐情? Okay, little miss mystery. What's the catch.
我只是希望看到你完成你的使命，女王陛下。 I simply wish to see you fulfill your destiny, My Queen.
好吧，那好吧。 Well, all right then.
哦,男人! Oh, man!
MK真的错过了这些很棒的花车! MK's really missing out on all these awesome floats!
那是龙! There's the dragon!
那是猴子! There's the Monkey!
——是的!还有那只蜘蛛!——蜘蛛吗? - Yeah! And there's the spider! - Spider?
啐!十二宫里没有蜘蛛。 Pfft! There's no spider in the zodiac.
它可能只是一只八条腿的公鸡，或者一只…… It's probably just an eight-legged rooster, or a...
蜘蛛女王! Spider Queen!
哦，你看那个。 Oh, would you look at that.
大家在这里庆祝…蜘蛛年! Everyone here to celebrate... the year of the spider!
去告诉他们女王回来了。 Go let them know their Queen is back.
新年快乐! Happy New Year!
烟花! Fireworks!
一千多年过去了，烟花仍然是最好的东西 Over a millennia and fireworks are still the best thing
人类发明了! humans have invented!
嗯。嗯… Mmm. Uh...
我现在在吃头发吗? Am I eating hair right now?
最好不要去想它。 It's better not to think about it.
烟火怎么了? What happened to the fireworks?
这座城市! The city!
烟花! The fireworks!
我猜，也有人受伤了。 Oh, uh, also people getting hurt, I guess.
好吧，我去处理生意。 All right, I'll go take care of business.
Wh……怎么啦？ Wh... what?
没人打扰我的新年。 Nobody messes with my New Year's.
我们走吧! Let's go!
我猜是蜘蛛女王 Huh, guess Spider Queen
终于从粪坑里爬了出来。 finally crawled out of her cesspit.
嗯? Huh?
哇! Whoa!
蜘蛛!不! Spiders! No!
让他们离我远点!把他们赶走! Get them away from me! Get them away!
走开，MK! Get off, MK!
等等!你在… Wait! What are you...
啊! Ugh!
如果你连一只小蜘蛛都搞不定… If you can't handle a little spider...
你打算怎么帮他? how are you meant to help with that?
我来处理这件事，伙计。 I'll handle this one, bud.
-你坚持住。-等等，我…我还能帮忙… - You just hang tight. - Wait, I... I can still hel...
帮助…… Help...
哦，孙悟空! Oh, Monkey King!
这不是一个惊喜吗? Well, isn't this a nice surprise?
终于从躲藏中走出来就为了见我? Finally come out of hiding just to see me?
不知道你这么渴望得到关注， Didn't know you were so desperate for attention,
蜘蛛的公主。 Spider Princess.
-是蜘蛛女王，次人类。——不管。 - It's Spider "Queen", sub human. - Whatever.
我还以为我得对付那孩子呢 Thought I'd have to deal with the kid
在我找到你之前 before I got to you.
但既然你来了…我可以先毁了你。 But since you're here... I can destroy you first.
放弃吧，公主。你太容易读懂了! Give it up, Princess. You're too easy to read!
来找我吧。 Come for me.
在那里! There!
孙悟空! Monkey King!
像苍蝇一样容易…… As easy as a fly...
哦，不，一张网! Oh, no, a web!
你真以为这能让我… You seriously think this can keep me...
这是什么? What is this?
最后。这么多年过去了，你是我的了! Finally. After all these years, you're mine!
恭喜你的胜利，女王陛下。 Congratulations on your victory, My Queen.
我的“特殊”网 My "special" webs
会继续窃取孙悟空的力量 will continue to steal Monkey King's power,
直到他变成一个干瘪的躯壳! until he's nothing more than a dried up husk!
没人也没人能阻止我! Nothing and no one will be able to stop me!
哦,不…… Oh, no...
你的食物可能已经永久损坏了 Your food might've permanently damaged
我的味蕾! my taste buds!
你为什么要卖这么火的东西? Why would you ever sell anything this hot?
亲爱的客户, Dear customer,
香料水平是没有错误的! the spice level was no mistake!
我，红儿子，设计了完美的烹饪体验! I, Red Son, have devised the perfect culinary experience!
如果你把注意力集中在这张图表上， If you direct your attention down at this chart here,
它很清楚地列出了香料的等级 it clearly ranks the spice level
从“非常热”到“地狱”! from "Very Hot" to "Inferno"!
你点的是非常辣。所以… You ordered Very Hot. So...
-但这是最低的一个!——哦! - But it's the lowest one! - Oh!
所以，我想我注定要为农民做烧烤! So, I guess I'm meant to make barbecue for peasants!
那小小的、不值得的、令人失望的味蕾 With little, unworthy, disappointing taste buds
让他们的父亲蒙羞? that shame their fathers?
就是这样吗？嗯? Is that it? Huh?
听着，我想和经理谈谈。 Look, I want to speak to the manager.
好啊!好啊!这是你的葬礼! Fine! Fine! It's your funeral!
呃,我…其实我也不需要味蕾。 Uh, I... I actually didn't need tastebuds anyway.
所以，谢谢你们的服务 So, thank you for your service
恭贺新禧，万事如意。 and have a prosperous and fulfilling New Year.
啊,父亲! Ugh, Father!
你不能把所有抱怨的顾客都吓跑。 You can't just scare away every customer that complains.
这是我们大展宏图的机会! This is our chance at something great!
太棒了! Great!
我是恶魔牛王。 I am the Demon Bull King.
你希望我成为什么样的人? What would you have me be?
街头小吃之王? The King of street food?
嗯…是吗? Well... yes?
我是说，在你最近惨败之后， I mean, after your recent humiliating defeat,
我觉得我们需要一个新的开始。 I thought a fresh start was exactly what we needed.
只有你和我一起工作， Just you and me working together,
父子! father and son!
没有邪恶的计划，没有……说骨头…… No evil plans, no... talking bones...
抱歉，刚刚受伤。 Heh, sorry, fresh wound.
够了! Enough!
作为征服者，我也许失败了， I may have failed as a conqueror,
但我不愿被愚弄! but I will not be made a fool!
嗯…父亲! Um... Father!
父亲! Father!
嗯? Hmm?
对不起,父亲。我会回来的! Sorry, Father. I will come back!
怎么啦？ What?
这是什么? What is this?
谁敢? Who dares?
当然是我了…… Why, me, of course...
啊…如果像你这样的人能胜过我，我就真的堕落了。 Argh... I have truly fallen if one such as you can best me.
“未来的”蜘蛛女王。 The "would-be" Queen of Spiders.
这可不是什么"想要"的东西。 Ain't nothing "would-be" about it.
我是蜘蛛女王! I am the Spider Queen!
你呢? And you?
除了械甲怪的电池什么都没有。 Nothing but a battery for my mech.
看看周围，帅哥。 Look around, handsome.
你不是我抢购的唯一奖品。 You're not the only prize I snapped up.
他们每个人都快死了 Every one of them is just dying
给我他们的力量。 to give me their power.
-铁扇公主?-哦，别担心。 - Princess Iron Fan? - Aww, Don't worry.
我还没找到你的妻子。 Haven't found your wifey.
然而…… Yet...
我找到了你的一个老朋友。 I did manage to track down an old friend of yours.
“牛王加油?”你也是吗? 'Sup Bull King? You too, huh?
孙悟空! Monkey King!
我的女王! My Queen!
我有关于Red的消息… I have news regarding Red...
女王陛下，我有关于红儿子的消息。 My Queen, I have news regarding Red Son.
无用的后代。 Useless offspring.
嗯哼，继续。 Mm-hmm, go on.
他其实……呃，逃走了。 He actually... Er, got away.
我一点都不怀疑他。 I didn't doubt him for a second.
你永远也抓不到他! You will never catch him!
呃! !找到他!现在! Urgh! Find him! Now!
是的，我的女王。 Yes, My Queen.
我的女王, My Queen,
孙悟空的门徒呢? what of the Monkey King's protege?
也许他应该加入他的主人? Perhaps he should join his master?
是的，还有那个男孩。 Yeah, and the boy, too.
我不能有这些问题孩子 I can't have these problematic children
跑来跑去给我添麻烦! running around causing me problems!
啊!快走，快走，快走! Ahh! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
MK呢? What about MK?
那孩子跟孙悟空在一起，他比任何人都安全。 The kid's with Monkey King, he's safer than anyone.
当我们在中间的时候，试试把我们变成蜘蛛 Try turning us into spiders when we're in the middle
的……cean ! of the O... cean!
啊…桑迪? Ugh... Sandy?
-我们得赶紧走了!-快点，快点! - Uh, we gotta get going soon! - Come on, come on!
别这样对我! Don't do this to me!
我通常不会有这个问题! I don't usually have this problem!
诚实的! Honest!
我们都会死的。 We're all gonna die.
目标收购。 Target acquired.
好了，好了，我的宠物们…… Now, now, my pets...
要有耐心! Be patient!
爸爸要去找乐子了。 Daddy's gonna have his fun.
-呃，桑迪?-带我们离开这里! - Uh, Sandy? - Get us out of here!
正在努力呢! Uh, working on it!
嗯…嗯……在这里吗? Uh... Uhm... Here?
哦!在那里! Uh! There!
急什么呢? What's the rush?
如果你安静地走，情况也没那么糟。 It's not so bad, if you go quietly.
这种转变几乎是无痛的! The transition will be almost painless!
我们能搞定她的走狗! We can handle one of her lackeys!
她的两个走狗? Two of her lackeys?
哦,男孩… Oh, boy...
伙计们!你没事! Guys! You're okay!
我还以为你们变成了恶心的蜘蛛呢! I thought you'd been turned into gross spider thingies!
他们无处不在! They're everywhere!
我还能感觉到他们在我身上爬来爬去! I can still feel them crawling all over me!
孩子,关注! Kid, focus!
是的，正在努力! Yep, working on it!
我们找到孙悟空的徒弟了 We've found the Monkey King's apprentice
跟你说的一模一样。 exactly where you said he'd be.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
桑迪!机不可失，老兄! Sandy! It's now or never, old buddy!
啊!发现它! Ah! Found it!
嗯…桑迪? Uh... Sandy?
给它一分钟! Give it a minute!
他逃不掉的! He can't escape!
来吧!哇! Come on! Whoa!
你们觉得怎么样? So, what do you guys think?
我一直留着她以备不时之需。 Been saving her for a rainy day.
真酷，桑迪。 Real cool, Sandy.
这真是太棒了…… It's awesome for taking in...
可怕的景色。 the horrifying vistas.
蜘蛛女王抓住了孙悟空。 Spider Queen captured Monkey King.
——什么!-不可能! - What! - That's not possible!
是的。她和这个奇怪的… Yeah. Her and this weird...
骨架的事情。她抓住他了! skeleton thing. She got him!
和我…我…没有……我甚至都没试着帮忙…… And I... I... didn't... I didn't even try to help...
他输了，然后…… He lost and then...
没事的，MK。 It's okay, MK.
我们可以的。我们能打败她。 We got this. We can beat her.
她打败了美猴王，梅! She beat the Monkey King, Mei!
我们搞不定! We don't got this!
我很抱歉。我只是… I'm sorry. I just...
我不知道该怎么办。 I don't know what to do.
孩子，没人知道。不是真的。 Kid, no one ever does. Not really.
但我们会解决的。 But we're going to figure this out.
在一起。 Together.
没错，小家伙…… That's right, little man...
等我们解决了这件事! Just as soon as we deal with that!
传入的! Incoming!
-红儿子?——什么? - Red Son? - What?
-抓住他!——不! - Get him! - No!
放开我，你们这些肮脏的农民! Get off me, you filthy peasants!
你在这里干什么，红孩儿? What are you doing here, Red Son?
是的,泄漏! Yeah, spill!
你是蜘蛛女王的一个 You one of the Spider Queen's
现在成了心腹了? henchmen now, huh?
追随者? Henchmen?
不是说你们会在意… Not that any of you would care...
但我父亲被抓了 but my father was captured
那个八条腿的怪物! by that eight-legged freak!
所以，如果你不介意的话 So, if you'll excuse me,
我只要偷走这艘船，然后离开。 I'll just steal this ship and be on my way.
等等,什么?这不是…… Wait, what? That's not...
很好。 Fine.
你会让我偷走你的船吗 Will you let me steal your ship
好让我去救我父亲 so I can go save my father,
还有这个世界， and also the world,
蜘蛛的威胁? from this spider menace?
请。 Please.
你是认真的吗? Are you serious?
-你不能偷船!-嗯，他很有说服力… - You can't steal the ship! - Hmm, he's pretty convincing...
我不能用我的 Well, I can't use mine,
破产! it's busted!
但我有一样东西… But one thing I do have...
是这样的。 is this.
蜘蛛女王的毒液。 Spider Queen's venom.
它把所有人都变成了她的奴隶 It's turned everyone into her slaves,
但我可以做解药 but I can make an antidote.
不过，我需要补给。 However, I'll need supplies.
唯一能买到的地方就是… And the only place to get them is...
空间? Space?
不，你这个笨蛋! No, you noodle brain!
天界! The Celestial Realm!
天界? The Celestial Realm?
天上的神和不朽的人的领域? The realm of heavenly deities and immortal beings?
确定。 Sure.
所以，如果你去斯帕… So, if you get to Spa...
呃，天界，你可以修复…所有这些? uh, the Celestial Realm, you can fix... all of this?
孩子，你不是真的在考虑这件事吧? Kid, you're not really considering this, are you?
——嗯…嗯…——什么? - Well... Uh... - What?
MK，你是认真的吗? MK, are you serious?
它是红色的…… It's Red...
…男孩! ...Boy!
他简直就是个恶魔! He's literally a demon!
哦!从《猪人》里赚了不少钱 Oh! Pretty rich coming from Pig Man
还有那个蓝色的东西! and the blue thing!
-你敢说话…——嘿!我做了什么? - Don't you dare talk... - Hey! What'd I do?
．．．关于我的朋友! ...about my friends like that!
我可不想欺负你，龙女! Not even gonna start on you, dragon girl!
-我们帮帮他吧。——嗯? - Let's help him. - Huh?
我们还有别的选择吗? What other choice do we have?
听着，蜘蛛女王不会预料到的。 Look, the spider Queen won't see this coming.
这是我们最好的计划了。 It's the best plan we've got.
所以，我说…… So, I say...
让我们帮助恶魔抢劫天国! let's help a demon rob the Celestial Realm!
嗯。 Hmm.
那么，这到底是如何工作的呢? So, how exactly does this work?
如果我试着解释神秘 Ugh, if I tried to explain mystical
到一群农民那里进行次元旅行， inter-dimensional travel to a bunch of peasants,
它会融化你的大脑! it'd melt your brains!
我们没有其他选择。 We don't have any other option.
我们必须相信他。 We have to trust him.
很棒的演讲，面条男! Great speech, noodle boy!
超级励志! Super motivational!
我们相信凡人可以旅行 Uh, we are sure mortals can travel
去天国，对吗? to the Celestial Realm, yes?
当然可以! Of course, they can!
安全吗? Safely?
确定…… Sure...
可能。 Probably.
“可能”? Probably?
我说过它会融化你的大脑。 I did say it'd melt your brains.
哇! Whoa!
天界。 The Celestial Realm.
所以，一些特殊的药片， So, some special pills,
一个漂亮的桃子和一个火炉? a fancy peach, and a furnace?
我们去哪里找这些东西? Where we gonna find these things?
红孩儿不知道! Red Boy doesn't know!
哇…我知道他们在某个地方! Wa... I know they're somewhere!
我是恶魔!我又没来过这里! I'm a demon! It's not like I've been here before!
在传说中， Well, in the legend,
孙悟空偷了…… Monkey King stole...
偷了吗?那不是我认识的孙悟空! Stole? That's not the Monkey King I know!
借了不朽的桃子 Borrowed the peaches of immortality
来自天堂果园。 from the heavenly orchard.
所以，除非他们这么做了 So, unless they did
明智的事情，感动了他们， the sensible thing and moved them,
他们还会在那里! they'll still be there!
大师老祖的灵丹妙药。 The pills of the great master, Lao Tsu.
孙悟空偷了…… Monkey King stole...
也借了一些。 Borrowed some of those too.
他们一定在老祖的炼金术实验室里! They must be in Lao Tsu's alchemy lab!
那炉子呢? And what about the furnace?
没有它我什么都做不出来。 I can't make anything without that.
它可能在实验室里， It could be there in the lab,
但我猜会是…… but my guess is it will be...
在玉皇大帝的正殿里! In the Jade Emperor's throne room!
-等等什么?——嗯? - Wait what? - Huh?
那好吧!我要去拿桃子了。 All right, then! I'll be off to grab that peach.
,回见!——什么?嘿! - Toodles! - What? Hey!
就像我们会让你一个人闲逛一样! Like we'd just let you wander off on your own!
你就在这里等着 You just wait here
就像一只听话的小狗…… like an obedient little pup...
我要把你放在我能看到的地方。 I'm keeping you where I can see you.
我去拿药。呃… I'll go for the pills. Er...
它们只是普通的药片，对吧? They're just regular looking pills, right?
圆的，有点像……药片吗? Round, kinda shaped like... pills?
你知道，就像普通的药片? You know, like normal pills?
我最好也去。 I'll better come too.
我去拿炉子。 And I'll get the furnace.
一个人?我不知道这是不是个好主意。 On your own? I dunno if that's good idea.
正殿守卫得太严密了! The throne room's too well guarded!
——嗯?-你们去拿东西 - Huh? - You guys get the items,
然后尽快赶回来。 and get back here as fast as you can.
我就待在这儿，好好想想 I'll stay here and knock some sense
进入引擎! into the engines!
我帮助! I'm helping!
你拿的是什么，莫? What you got there, Mo?
某种不祥的蜘蛛主题追踪器? Some kinda ominously beeping spider-themed tracker?
哇…… Whoa...
我肯定没问题。 I'm sure it's fine.
哇。 Wow.
我猜这是正殿。 Guess this is the Throne room.
哇! Whoa!
我知道这地方会很大，但是… I knew this place was gonna be big but...
哇! Wow!
它在那儿! There it is!
嗯，那很简单! Well, that was easy!
嗯…呃…… Uh... eh...
不错,巨人……怪兽狗? Nice, giant... monster dogs?
嗯?等等! Huh? Wait!
不，不，不，不! No, no, no, no, no!
听说你帮MK打了你爸爸。 So, heard you helped MK beat your dad.
那是一次! That was one time!
我的父亲, My father,
伟大的恶魔牛王…… the great Demon Bull King...
是…… was...
而不是他自己。 not himself.
啊! Ugh!
但在其他情况下 But in no other instance
我会帮助你吗? would I ever assist
这个可怜的英雄借口! that sorry excuse for a hero!
但你现在完全是在帮忙! But you're totally assisting right now!
你是英雄! You are a hero!
嗯? Huh?
红的儿子!红色的儿子, Red Son! Red Son,
城市的英雄!拯救爸爸! hero of the city! Saving Dads!
拯救世界! Saving the World!
每次只吃一口辣烧烤。 Saving spicy barbecue one bite at a time.
买二送一。 Buy two, get one free.
你能给我吗? Would you give me that!
我们就拿这个桃子，然后… Let's just get this peach and...
梅与红子 Mei and Red Son,
英雄在任务中! Heroes on a quest!
<我>好的,le-go ! Okay, le-go!
我刚决定… I just decided...
她是我的下一个目标。 She's next on my hit list.
这个房间里的每一件东西 Every item in this room
充满了难以言喻的危险力量! is brimming with untold, dangerous power!
唐!别胡闹了! Tang! Stop screwing around!
嗯。老子的药。 Hmm. Lao Tsu's pills.
如果我对传说有所了解， If I know anything about the legends,
他们不容易找到。 they won't be easy to find.
这是他们吗? Is this them?
这是他们! That's them!
是的。 Yes.
太棒了!我们走吧。 Great! Let's get going.
急什么呀，小猪? What's the rush, little piglet?
我不可能做到的。 There was no way I could do this.
我一个人什么都干不了。 I can't do anything on my own.
孙悟空!我就知道你会… Monkey King! I knew you'd...
哦，完美，完美!正是我需要的人! Oh, perfect, perfect! Just who I need!
无用的可! Useless MK!
你有什么想说的吗? What have you got to say, huh?
镜子不是这样工作的。 That's not how mirrors work.
哦，不，不，不，不。我要疯了!是的! Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going crazy! Yep!
啊!停止!听! Ugh! Stop that! Listen!
每次我们遇到麻烦 Every time we get in trouble,
我们转向孙悟空， we turn to Monkey King,
或者我们的朋友或者其他人! or our friends or someone!
他们给我们讲故事 They tell us a story
我们找到了我们需要的那一点点动力。 and we find that smidge of motivation we need.
嗯… Well...
现在，我们只能靠自己了! now, we're on our own!
它只是…你。 It's just... you.
嘿!还记得你发疯的时候吗 Hey! Remember when you went crazy
争抢一个假的吗? racing for a fake one of these things?
我记得你撞坏了我的车! I remember when you wrecked my car!
我们弄坏了很多东西。 Eh, we wreck a lot of stuff.
哦。嗯，这很简单。 Oh. Well, that was easy.
嗯,很好。 Well, well.
你和你的小女友跟我走。 You and your little girlfriend are coming with me.
——他的……——女友? - His... - Girlfriend?
-燃烧的尊严之拳!——啊! - Flaming fist of dignity! - Aw!
你打中了我最喜欢的眼睛! You got me in my favorite eye!
嘿!带着那个核果回来!! Hey! Get back here with that stone fruit!!
让我失望! Let me down!
没时间了! There's no time!
嗯… Hmm...
来，小猪，小猪…… Here, Piggy, Piggy...
我们得做点什么。 Oh, We gotta do something.
嗯?嗯。 Huh? Hmm.
嗯。 Hmm.
哈! Ha!
你在这儿! There you are!
哈哈!你要完蛋了。 Ho-ho! You're going down.
嗯? Huh?
啊,我…我以为这会让他转变 Ahh, I... I thought it was going to turn him
变成一只小鸭子! into a little ducky!
啊! Ugh!
来吧!我们离开这里吧! Come on! Let's get outta here!
嘿!你知道，呃… Hey! Do you know, uh...
美猴王也曾经被困在这里吗? Monkey King was trapped in here once, too?
是的，区别是…… Yeah, difference is...
他被扔了进去。 he was thrown in.
和我…跳! And I... jumped!
真正的… True...
但你知道他做了什么吗? But know what he did?
他坚持了下来。 He stuck it out.
找到出路了。 Found a way out.
最后也得到了他的真知灼见! Ended up getting his golden eyes of truth, too!
我不是孙悟空 Well, I'm not the Monkey King,
好吧? okay?
你是对的。 You're right.
你是猴子小子! You're the Monkie Kid!
你得自己想办法赢。 You've gotta figure out your own way to win.
所以，去做吧。 So, do it.
在这里…… Here...
来了…… comes...
Monkie孩子! Monkie Kid!
啊!对不起! Ah! Sorry!
我会把它带回来的 Uh, I'll bring it back
等我们拯救完世界! when we're done saving the world!
诚实的!保证! Honest! Promise!
我绝对要去做!K-bye ! Totally going to do it! K-bye!
桑迪! Sandy!
Pigsy !扑鼻的!你拿到药了! Pigsy! Tangy! You got the pills!
啊哈，我们也有蜘蛛!他们跟着我们来了! Uh-huh, we also have spiders! They followed us here!
哦，其他人呢? Oh, where are the others?
桑迪! Sandy!
发动引擎!该走了! Start the engines! It's time to go!
MK呢? What about MK?
桑迪! Sandy!
开始………无人驾驶飞机! Start... the... drone!
你在干什么? What are you doing?
我本可以做到的! I could have made it!
你当然可以，伙计。 Aww, Sure you could, buddy.
嗯? Huh?
是啊! Yeah!
女王对此不会高兴的。 The queen ain't going to be happy about this.
嗯…漂亮的怪物狗? Uh... Nice monster doggy?
不不不不不不。不! No, no, no, no, no. No!
所以,嗯… So, uh...
现在该做什么? what now?
我们找个地方躲起来， We find a place to lie low,
制造解药，拯救所有人。 make the antidote, and save everyone.
啊，你回来了 Ugh, you're back
对你那令人厌恶的、热情的自我。 to your disgustingly, enthusiastic self.
发生了什么事? What happened?
我有了新能力。 I got a new power.
的力量…… The power...
嗯? Huh?
．．．自我反省! ...of self-reflection!
-哦…——哇! - Ooh... - Whoa!
怎么啦？ What?
那么，我们要去哪里? So, where we headed?
设定路线…… Set a course...
为花果山! for Flower Fruit Mountain!
你觉得呢，大家伙? What do you think, Big Guy?
喜欢这个派对吗? Enjoying the party?
她决不会制服我的 She would never have subdued me
要不是你给了她所需的力量! had you not given her the power she needed!
或者只是她先抓住了我… Or it's just that she captured me first...
因为我是她的最爱! 'cause I'm her favorite!
女王陛下，看来是那个恶魔男孩和美猴王的门徒 My Queen, it seems the demon boy and the Monkey King's protege
一起工作。 are working together.
所以呢?他们能做什么?这座城市是我的! So? What can they do? This city is mine!
也许你应该…… Perhaps you should...
够了! Enough!
我不需要你来扫兴。 I don't need you coming in here being a party pooper.
你知道我们该怎么做吗?庆祝! You know what we need to do? Celebrate!
时尚地迎接蜘蛛年! Ring in the year of the spider in style!
如你所愿…… As you wish...
我，红袍之子，将束缚天界神器的力量 I, Red Son, will bind the powers of the celestial artifacts
用蜘蛛女王的毒液 with the Spider Queen's own venom,
拯救我的父亲，重塑我认为合适的世界。 save my father, and reforge the world as I see fit.
-红儿子，太棒了。-多么好的英雄演讲。 - Red Son, that was amazing. - Such a good hero speech.
恶棍的演讲!也许是我有史以来最好的! Villain speech! And perhaps my best of all time!
好吧!那我们现在怎么办，伙计? Okay! So what do we do now, guy?
我们什么都不做! We do nothing!
我按精确的顺序加食材 I add the ingredients in a precise order
你不会明白的。 you wouldn't understand.
就差两种配料了，红孩儿。 Uh, there's only two more ingredients, Red Boy.
-我已经扔进去了——什么? - And I already chucked them in. - What?
欢迎你! You're welcome!
哦，我想它起作用了! Ooh, I think it worked!
好吧! All right!
是时候反击蜘蛛女王了 Time to take the fight back to the Spider Queen
彻底结束这场噩梦! and end this nightmare once and for all!
如何?那些蜘蛛人不会就这么排队的 How? Those spider people aren't just going to line up
喝一口。 for a sip.
即使他们知道， And even if they did,
我们忘了蜘蛛女王吗? are we forgetting about Spider Queen?
她打败了孙悟空! She defeated the Monkey King!
你好吗 How are you...
我们会有办法的。我们总是这样。 We'll find a way. We always do.
我可能有个主意。 Well, I might have an idea.
哦,耶! Oh, yeah!
用这个……我们也许有机会! With this... We might have a chance!
哦!蜘蛛漂来了! Oh! Here comes the spider float!
还有蜘蛛舞者! And the Spider dancers!
这就是你统治世界的方式。 This is how you rule the world.
那是什么? What is that?
我不知道…… I don't know...
这不在批准的游行日程上! It's not on the approved parade schedule!
这不是蜘蛛女王给自己开派对吗。 If it isn't Spider Queen, throwing herself a party.
准备迎接你的厄运吧! Prepare to meet your doom!
-这才是英雄演讲!-哇，MK， - Now, that's a hero speech! - Wow, MK,
你的蜘蛛恐惧症处理得真好! you're handling your spider phobia so well!
我现在正在内化很多东西。 I'm internalizing a lot of stuff right now.
释放解药! Release the antidote!
怎么啦？不! What? No!
-噢，我的自由!-我自由了! - Oh, my freedom! - I'm free!
这是工作!让我们结束这一切! It's working! Let's finish this!
你的恐怖统治是…在… Your reign of horror is... over...
哦，猴子男孩! Oh, Monkie Boy!
没有主人，你什么都不是。 You're nothing without your master.
没有什么能阻止我。 There's nothing that can stop me.
没有什么! Nothing!
可! MK!
噢! Ooh!
真遗憾…… It's a shame really...
你被困在这里 You being trapped here,
没有人需要保护 there's no one to protect
可怜的小铁扇公主…… poor little Princess Iron Fan...
我妻子不需要保护! My wife doesn't need protecting!
她会杀光所有人的! She will decimate all in her way!
噢,是吗? Oh, yeah?
那你那不成熟的儿子呢? How about your half-baked son?
蜘蛛女王要把他生吞活剥了! Spider Queen's gonna eat him alive!
都是因为你太弱了! All because you were too weak!
哈!它工作!太好了!哇…… Ha! It worked! Excellent! Whoa...
好友! Buddy!
我只是想惹你生气，好让你… I was just getting you angry so you could...
我知道你在做什么，猴子! I know what you were doing, Simian!
等等，你要去哪? Wait, where are you going?
去找我那不成熟的… To find my half-baked so...
儿子! Son!
我真的很想念那个人。 I've honestly missed that guy.
你以为你掌握了所有线索 So, you thought you had all the pieces
就在你想要的地方吗? right where you wanted them?
我还有很多步棋要下。 There are so many moves I have yet to play.
你应该被埋起来的。 You should have stayed buried.
我会把你的记忆撕掉 I will rip the memory of you
从这个世界…… from this world...
嗯! Hmm!
毕竟我赢过输过又赢过， After all I've won and lost and won again,
你觉得我会让一个男孩夺走它吗? you think I was really gonna let some boy take it from me?
再见，问题孩子…… Bye-bye, problem child...
我的权力? My powers?
我不是任何人的奴隶! I am no one's slave!
嗯? Hmm?
父亲…… Father...
你们所有人加在一起打不过我! All of you together can't beat me!
我是女王! I am the queen!
噢,是吗? Oh, yeah?
好吧，我是国王! Well, I'm the king!
原来我也不太擅长对付蜘蛛…… Turns out I'm not so good with spiders either...
如果我不能统治这个世界… If I can't rule this world...
．．．没人能! ...no one can!
我要夷平整个城市! I'll level this whole city!
好了，孩子，机会来了! All right, kiddo, it's now or never!
没错! Right!
在这里……来了…… Here... comes...
Monkie…… Monkie...
孩子。 Kid.
孩子! Kid!
不! No!
哈! Ha!
哦! Oh!
谢谢你…… Thank you, the...
公牛，那……哦, the Bull, the... uh,
恶魔牛……国王? Demon Bull... King?
牛王先生?先生? Mister Bull King? Sir?
哇! Whoa!
哦…… Ooh...
哈!现在，这些是新年烟花! Ha! Now, those are New Year's fireworks!
嗯。 Huh.
我们真的应该学着不把城市搞得一团糟。 We should really get better at not smooshing the city.
呃,优先级…… Er, priorities...
你今天做得很好，伙计。 You did really good today, bud.
-你没事吧?后……-没事的，伙计。 - Are you okay? After... - It's fine, bud.
已经解决了。 It's dealt with.
想让你的朋友们把它放低一点吗? Wanna tell your friends to take it down a bit?
孙悟空! Monkey King!
我…我是你的超级粉丝! I... I'm your biggest fan!
嘿，牛王爸爸! Hey, Daddy Bull King!
你的小红孩儿今天真是英雄般的表现! Your baby Red Boy did real good hero work today!
啊!不,不!我再说最后一次，我不是英雄! Argh! No, no! For the last time, I am not a hero!
-嗬，嗬，嗬，嗬，嗬!-父亲，我们… - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! - Father, let's...
永远不要告诉妈妈今天发生的事? never tell Mother anything that happened today?
同意了。 Agreed.
来吧，孩子。 Come along, son.
年代……儿子吗? S... Son?
哦，孙悟空去哪儿了? Oh, where did Monkey King go?
嗯? Huh?
哦…… Ooh...
好吧，不要介意我这么做! Well, don't mind if I do!
猴王，新年快乐。 Happy New Year's, Monkey King.
——哦!好吃!-等等，不!别吃那个! - Ooh! Yummy! - Wait, no! Don't eat that!
尝起来像头发。 Tastes like hair.
你去哪儿了? Where were you?
我的命运怎么了? What happened to my destiny?
你的命运没有改变或减少。 Your destiny has not been changed or diminished.
你的敌人做的正是我们需要的。 Your enemies have done exactly what we needed.
现在，我的女王…… And now, My Queen...
真正的游戏可以开始了! the real game can begin!